fucktascular

It’s fucking fantastic and spectacular…it’s fucktascular!

Fucktascular! I thought no fucking way will anyone consider buying something soooo fucking fucked. I mean, fuuuuuuuuuck….but thanks to your fucker management skills and online sales savvy, you unfucked a little piece of this fucked up fuckery I’m fucking stuck in cuz I keep fucking up. How fucked am I, right? It’s so fucking far beyond the most fucked fucker’s fuckedupness that you can’t fucking imagine. Its the fuck of all fucks that ever were, are or will be. Holy mother fucking fuck. Fuck that! I know…WTAF? I’m way too fucked. Fuck me for still giving a fuck cuz now I’m almost out of fucks to give, which is pretty fucking fucked. But fuck it! I’m fifty kinds of fucked plus a million more, and that? That, my fucking friend is what makes this fucking amazing thing you did all the more fucktascular.

Wikipedic

A "know-it-all" or "Cliff Clavin". Someone who considers themselves to be an expert on everything. A human storehouse of useless trivia, often of dubious veracity.

"That guy is so wikipedic...full of useless information and he never shuts up!"

"Why did I bring that up in front of so-and-so? I thought I'd never hear the end of it from Mrs. Wikipedic."

know-it-all Cliff Clavin

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