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Displaying, talking about or otherwise drawing attention to one's vagina in an attempt to get others to interact with it.
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A bureaucrat (or public servant / official, etc) who denies service, delays you, makes things difficult for or generally screws you over solely for their own pleasure / amusement / possible sexual arousal. May also result from bitterness and their being dead inside.
Man: did you get the application form?
Woman: No, he showed it to me but wouldn't hand it over, he said it had to be mailed to me.
Man: But you were right there!
Woman: I know, what a bureaucunt!
The failure of conversation to continue after breaking the ice. All parties resume ignoring each other and don't talk.
CAUTION: attempts to re-break the ice are extremely hazardous and should only be attempted by professionals!
I sat next to that hot guy in psych and introduced myself. I got his name but then we had a refreeze.
To Preach the Flosspel: (verb) The act of motivating someone to floss (or brush) to improve their oral health. Can include dental health education and technique advice.
Hygienist: bitch, you got some serious periodontitis, I'ma preach the flosspel on yo ass!
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A person with extensive knowledge in many areas, or with a formidable collection of general knowledge. An expert in many fields. One who seems to know everything.
Dr. Barry Jones is an omnologist
A thoroughly unsatisfactory lecture.
I got out of bed at 1pm for this? What a fucking lecturd!
Sore, aching testicles resulting from too much sex and/or masturbation.
In effect the opposite to blue balls
While unemployed Darren spent 3 hours a day jacking off to xtube and got a case of red balls.
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