Amanda

THAT MOTHERFUCKING HOE WHO HAS TWENTY SEVEN BOYFRIENDS AND ACTS LIKE SHE OWNS THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD!

Girl 1: Amanda is such a bitch! She stole my boyfriend!
Girl 2: Yeah, ikr. But she's so popular!

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On Thin Ice

When your parents are about to go crazy out of their mind about some crap you pulled last week. So they're about to ground your un-sorry butt.

Friend: Want to go to a movie tonight?
You: Can't. I'm on thin ice with my parents.
Friend: Man, that sucks.

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Wut da hek

When you look at something and just have to say, "Wut da hek is dis" Because people don't like to speak like regular human beings! I mean, why should we!

Person 1: H:SJKDFHILSJKHFJ:LJ!'
You: Wut da hek does dat even mean?!

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Yeet

To throw across a room or large area at high velocity. Can also be a word used to describe happiness or excitement. Used in many types of crazy, weird, or hilarious situations. Yeet is a very common word these days and often annoys the hecking crap out of your parents or family members.

Mom: We're going to the movies!
You: YEET!
-At the movies-
Mom: Oh I don't like that!
Random kid: YEET! *throws their drink at movie screen*
You: *high fives the random kid that yeeted their drink at the movie screen*

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Amen Bitch

Amen Bitch is used when you’re talking to your friends about something, but since they’re your friend you can’t be TOO respectful. It’s also used when agreeing with a literal bitch.

Haley: Kayla is SUCH an asshole!
Carrie: Amen bitch

Frick

An appropriate way of dropping the f bomb around mature adults or at school.

Friend: Emily said to go die in a hole.
Me: WELL TELL EMILY I SAID FOR HER TO GO FRICK HERSELF! THAT FRICKING IDIOT!

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69

The number between 68 and 70, you fucking perverts.

Teacher: What number comes after 68?
Jimmy: 69! 69!

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