Van

A person who's mother enjoys partaking in random promiscuous sex involving food and swallowing midgets whole with the vagina. Such acts thus result in a partly fishy, partly moldy bread, odor emitting vagina, which can be smelled from a considerable distance.

Dude that guy's a Van, his mom got paper mache'd by a gang bang of midgets with some turkey drumsticks.

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