couch potato

Couch potato is a person who is a fucking lazy ass that does nothing but watch TV and jack off to gay gnome porn.

GET OFF THE COUCH YOU COUCH POTATO

Wall

The giant wall that trump is gonna make. A.K.A. The Mexican WALL.

Trump: WE ARE GONNA MAKE THAT WALL.
Mexicans: WE ARE GONNA MAKE A RAMP TO GET OVER THAT WALL.

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ISIS

A random group of pin pushers.

Hey, is that an ISIS

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Your Mom

The answer to absolutely everything.

Guy: WAZZAAPP!
Me: Your mom.
Guy: Thats getting old.
Me: So is your mom.
Guy: You were just waiting for me to come here so you can fuck with me.
Me:Your...Mom?!?

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osoma bin ladin

Some terrorist who looks like an african sheep-goat breed with skin and has the eye of the illuminati.

Son: Is that an Osoma Bin Ladin?
Dad: Nope, that is just YOUR MUM!!