nitch

A nice bitch.

"I had a date with that cute little nitch last Friday."

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three cheese alfredo

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.

Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!