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Frontman of Green Day.
Talented Musician.
Hot and a Sex God!
Hottest singer ever and best guitarist ever!
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A once magnificent television network launched on April 5th 1987 with "Married...With Children"(A personal fav.) and "The Tracey Ullman Show" (the original home of The Simpsons). As the 1990's hit, FOX would become the breeding ground for some of the best programming in the past decade (not to mention its outlandish specials) and the dump-tank for some of the BEST media promotion stunts i have ever heard of (ot: If there was a FOX Spring Break Wet T-Shirt Monster Truck Supermodel Striptease Bash now, that would become the DEFINING moment of My Teen years!!!) Now it has deteriorated into an FCC ass kisser w/ very grotesque programming. (W/ the exception of The O.C. and The Simpsons!!!) We can only hope it returns to its defiant ways
The 4th (and formerly the best) television network out there
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to be so horny that your dick squirts every time you move or when your very hard and a girl touches your stick
when sara asked me if i wanted head i got moist
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is a word we made up in school and vega sucks =/
dave your a bumra sometimes =/
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The only place in the world where a hairy Jewish kid will get laid by a supermodel.
"(Giggle) Look, Bobby Goldman's yarmulke is the same color as his Bentley- how stylish!"
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A poem from by omar khayyam from the 11th century
The rubaiyat - omar khayyam - 11th century
It contain ~80 verses, each with wise counsel. One of my professors from school liked to quote the verse below to explian the arrow of time.
The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it.
the rubaiyat - omar khayyam - 11th century
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1. To kill another player in a first-person shooter game. (archaic; see owned, pwned, pwnt)
2. To kill a person in real-life combat, esp. by friendly fire.
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