Santa Barbie

An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname

-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion

-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB

Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers

Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!

Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch

Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch

Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"

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