Faecebooking

Facebooking while making a #2 on the toilet

Jess commented saying: Hey Kev, every time I change a roll of toilet paper, I think of the time you stuck the roll on sideways to piss off yur roomate.

Kevin commented saying: Man, that was a hoot.. wait.. are you faecebooking right now!?!? Gross!

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newbies

What a woman suddenly has when she gets breast implants. See bolt ons

1: Man, Karen looks different.
2: Yeah, she had to get a new wardrobe to fit her newbies.

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lemmieno

How one would say "let me know" all fast-like

Hey guys, I'm gunna get tix for the Saturday Knights concert. Lemmieno if you want me to grab you one.

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Loud Mouth Soup

Beers Booze or liquor consumed in mass quantity resulting in a big buzz and complete loss of personal volume control

Yo Kev, can you ask your brother to shut the hell up? He's gunna wake half the city.

Sorry man, he's had like 8 bottles of loud mouth soup.

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