Smooth Crunchy Granola

Used to describe a type of indie Jewish worship experience enjoyed by young urbanite Jews, typically unorthodox & upper-middle class

"So you went to that new Friday night service in Harlem, right? How was?"
"I loved it! It was so spiritual! Why don't you come with me next week?"
"Was it like smooth crunchy granola?"
"What do you mean?"
"Did they sing in a circle and try to get everyone to meditate?"
"Yes!"
"Not my thing. I'll just stick to my Orthodox shul."

Reconfrumtionist

(noun) Reconstructionist and Frum; A Reconstructionist Jew who is more frum than the average Reconstructionist Jew (i.e. keeps kosher, regularly wears a kippah); Liberal in world-views but traditional about religious matters

"Are you religious or secular?"
"Both? I guess I'm a Reconfrumtionist"