Strike Force

A team of crack Police Officers based in Australia, named after their favourite non-alcoholic drink.

The origins of the team are a mystery however it is rumoured the team was created as an Australian sub-section of the Avengers Initiative in order to fight super-villains.

The team consists of around 10 Officers, all of which are only identifiable by a personalised patch they each keep in their possession.

The team is known for excessive violence, high arrest rates, lifting, sexual antics, and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.

Admission to the team is by invite only. You are not invited!

John - "Mate, did you see how bad that guy was towled-up during that arrest?"

Dave - "Relax bro, that's a Strike Force arrest, old mate is lucky he's not dead."

John - "I can smell alcohol on them."

Dave - "I said RELAX BRO!!!!"

Getting Gav’d

The term used to describe a common phenomenon in most workplaces in which a colleague takes a leave of absence and dumps their workload onto their fellow colleagues.

These colleagues, mostly known as “Gav’s”, revel in their ability to pass their work onto others whilst sipping on cocktails on a beach and claiming to be ‘off-sick’ all at the same time.

The term “Getting Gav’d” can be applied to all colleagues in the workplace who fit this persona, simply change the name to fit your asshole colleague – i.e “Getting Phill’d, Getting Gary’d, Getting Shanice’d”

Kane: ‘Well fuck, I’m getting Gav’d again this week because that cunt is on leave again’
Greg: ‘That asshole Gav’d me last week’