Flesh Weasel

Male womb cannon or penis

I was sitting at the titty bar and I pulled out my flesh weasel.

Tubing

Having sex with another person who is the size of a fucking yacht!

You just went tubing last night with that chick didn't ya?

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Caitlin

Caitlin is the kindest person you’ll ever meet, and she is a people pleaser. She always wants to make you happy and puts you before herself. She has loads in common with you and is scarily similar to you. You may even realise she’s your soulmate very early on. She’ll be the one to help you move on and get through all your problems. If you meet a Caitlin…
Never let her go <3

Caitlin is your soulmate

Shepherd King

A guy who is so studly women flock to him.

Clint Eastwood is a shepherd king.

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cfm boots

What girls with big hair in Jersey wear.

She must be from Jersey check out the cfm-boots

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warstories

The act of jacking off:
Even tho you may get a blistered hand, its worth it to jack the white shit outta your dick

WHOA! I just did war stories to a picture of Kevin!

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alle-oop

this is when a basketball player throws the ball into the air at the basket and someone near the basket jumps and catches it in mid-air and then dunks it.

Damn bro, did u see KGs alle-oop, it was awesome!

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