watatsumi

Kyle Gibbon's four-toed, Japanese dragon father.

Man, Kyle's Dad is a fucking badass. Watatsumi Gibbons.

Pishizz

When you take a piss, a shit, and then jizz all in one bathroom trip.

“Bro.. I took a long pishizz this morning and killed like an hour or work.”
“What’s that Bro?”
“Bro it’s when you piss, shit, and then rub one out all in the same trip to the bathroom”

dickalickadoodle

When your pongie stick twiddles a happy star blast and it lands on your mates shiny face and over 50% slides off and makes a smacking sound when it hits the floor.. you tell “dickalickadoodle” I shot the poodle!

Jimmy jizz bag shot his cream of mushroom soup all over his best friend Eddie’s freckled face..
“Dickalickadoodle”! Jimmy exclaims
“Awe shucks Jim, you always win this game.” Replied Eddie

hash lips

When you take a big rip of hash, and then you must wipe your lips with something because of the amount of resin you’ve inhaled.

Hey bro.. my water bottle smells like a scraped bowl.

Stoner friend: yeah man.. you got hash lips. Go wipe them shits off.