Gippergasm

What a Republican has when he touches himself while thinking about Ronald Reagan.

Mr Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

Oh God, Oh God, Oh God...!

Jesus, Bob, don't have a Gippergasm.

Caveat Stoner

A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."

Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc