turn french

1. To run away from a confrontation, to become cowardly. 2. To surrender, to give in. 3. To become an overly artistic homosexual with a penchant for noir, eating cheese, and cruelty to geese. 4. For a country to disolve the aspect of having a standing army, or whose armed forces are run totaly by foreigners, i.e. the FFL.

That ol'boy said he'd have it out with me, but he turned french at the last minute and Ive never seen him since.

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cocka doodle

Nonsense

Someone tells you something that is obviously not true. It's cocka doodle or if you prefer BS

braces

metal train tracks used to make teeth straight so you dont end up looking like your british.

She calls them "braces", I call them "double decker pecker wreckers."

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scrumtralescent

Looking into the face of God, and hearing him say that you... are his greatest creation.

there are no other words to describe your performance so I'll have to make one up... Scrumtralescent.

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fuzzy no no

wedding tackle (British orig.)
tuna spoon
puking banana
my new watch
purple porpose
dipstick
ol' boy
hiding hotdog
poon plunger

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dog catcher

A dude who has a penchant for screwing ugly chicks... especially when he gets drunk.

Joe's a real dog catcher. After 4 beer's he'd screw Jaba the fuckin' Hut.

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Mullet

See also:
Alabama neck blanket
Oklahoma shoulder tickler
neck duster
frollet
mullero
The Kind hearted Ingin' cut
hat dangler

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