necro bear

necro bear is the brother of pedo bear.
he doesn't like child porn as much as pedo bear. necro bear likes necro porn.
he has glasses and a moustache

you see a dead person.
you see a bear.
The bear has glasses and a moustache.
you know it's necro bear

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hallodio

the dutch word for hello, used by weird people

teacher sneaks into class,
and scares the crap out of everybody by saying:
hallodio!!!!

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DUTF

DUTF is the short way of saying:
double U T F = what the fuck (double U = W).
Nobody knows why a person would use this, because WTF is shorter and easier.

1: WTF dude, you killed him.
2: Oh, that's ok, my mom said I could.
1: DUTF??

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