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Pegasus

A magical flying horse. Usually found in shades of pink or purple. Used to transport people to destinations or up and down stairs. They are Irish and have a diet consisting of beer, irish whiskey, potatoes, corned beef, and cabage.

NOT TEQUILA!

They must be hydrated. All the time.

Dude, my husband's pegasus overheated!
-Did you give it tequila?
Ah damnit!

by koala0192 April 13, 2009

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