Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth

The time when Poland was actually strong.

1569-1795 (holy shit the polish-lithuanian commonwealth existed for more than 2 centuries)
First Partition - 1772 by Russia, Prussia and Austria
Second Partition - 1793 by Russia and Prussia
Third and final partition - 1795 by Russia, Prussia and Austria. The end of the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth's reign.

The Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth almost beat the shit out of Russia by occupying the capital, Moscow for a bit before getting fucked by the Russian Military.

Math

the literal definition of hell

if you love math, im blocking and reporting you

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day

Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day celebrates Elsworth W. Bunce’s cow, Elm Farm Ollie, the first cow to be flown and milked in an airplane. On February 18, 1930, a Guernsey cow named Nellie Jay, sometimes known as Elm Farm Ollie, was flown from Bismarck, Missouri, on a Ford Trimotor plane to the International Aviation Exhibition in St. Louis as part of a scientific effort to study whether heights affect cows’ ability to produce milk. Ollie was known as a high milk-producing cow and was chosen entirely because of her calm nature.

Proceeding the milking process on the 72-mile flight over Missouri, milk cartons (made of paper) on parachutes were let down to spectators to create publicity. Also, the trip was meant to show the ability of the new Ford Trimotor aircraft that had only just begun shipping after its production began in 1925. According to historians, the purpose of the trip was to prove to farmers that farm animals can be flown from one place to another and be milked en route.

"hey wanna know what day it is? its "Cow Milked While Flying in an Airplane Day". the day when some people milked a cow in mid air for some reason and dropped the milk onto random people on the ground. how is this celebrated every year? no fucking clue."

Rocket League

a very toxic car soccer game

BananaPlayz: (Misses a shot)
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
BananaPlayz: Bitch u wot
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
BananaPlayz: STOP JUST BECAUSE I MISSED A GOAL DOESNT MEAN YOU HAVE TO WHAT A SAVE ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
MaxPlayzForza: What a save!
BananaPlayz: (forfeit)
MaxPlayzForza: gg ez u suck lmao eat shit go uninstall Rocket League
BananaPlayz: (blocks and leaves)

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USSR

Short for Union of Soviet Socialist Republics. If you thought of something else, you have stage 4 cancer.

I'm sad that the USSR collapsed.

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