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Person 1: Hey! Do you use reddit!
Person 2: No, I don't run the mothership of cringe.
a catchphrase used in diary of a wimpy kid to express surprise
dan- i died
zack- zoo wee mama
adj) to be stupid; synonym of any word meaning dumb
noun) to have no head, literally
p1: did you see that guy try to kickflip a motorcycle?
p2: yeah, what a headless idiot
p1: have you heard of the headless horseman
p2: yeah i suppose he's pretty scary
YOU BABY ððð
You, the person reading this, has an IQ of like I don't fucking know 177?????? That makes you SMART
a phrase that appears when you've got nothing to do so you just slam your keyboard
first six letters of a keyboard
p1: what are the first 6 letters of a keyboard
p2: qwerty
A pile of metal junk clumped together, by sick muffins.
person1: What do most people wear to listen to music privately?
person2: Headphones.
person1: Wrong! It's "Pile o' Junk"!
A phrase often used to describe porn that is pleasant to the eyes but not good source material for masturbating, or good source material for masturbating but not pleasant to the eyes.
P1: Hey, look at this cool hentai I found!
P2: This is medoporn. Go fuck yourself.