Argentina

South American country characterized by its rare inability to understand or believe that their citizens have the WORST REPUTATION IN THE WORLD FOR HAVING A BAD CHARACTER. Many character flaws, insecurities and complexes. Compounded by the fact that there are more shrinks per capita in the country than any other country in the world. Also containing the bitchiest women in the world. These women are highly deluded as they consistently (and wrongly) believe that they are "the most beautiful women in the world". Bitchiness separated by age groups:

16-25 - slutty girls who think they are too hot to talk to anyone, but this confidence gives them at least the ability to not be too competitive / bitchy to other girls
26-35 - anxious gold diggers who will be extremely bitchy at any woman who is prettier than her, whether at work, in shops, amongst friends
36-60 - bitchy, bitter old women who will bark at any stranger on the street because their man is out constantly screwing whores

Have you read the book 'Argentine hag' by Banana Yoshimoto?" "No, but I hear there's plenty of them in Argentina

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