Eli

Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.

Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!

Zosh

A mixture between Zaxby's ceaser salad dressing and the mot beautiful man in the world. The women swoon for him. He can get whatever he wants from just a look.

Man: Oh hell is that Zosh, we better get tf outa here before he takes my wife
Women: OH HEY ZOSH!!!!