Reverse Shakespeare

The act of giving a woman half the amount of poison that Romeo gives Juliet in order to knock her unconscious in order to commit heinous sexual acts.

Man: Hey girl, drink this
Girl: Ok. No problem
(Girl then falls to ground unconscious)
Man: Best! No I can proceed to carrot this chick in the butt. Thanks reverse shakespeare.

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DoppelBanger

The act of having sex with someone who looks exactly like someone else you want to have sex with but who won't because they already know that you are a human disaster.

Dave: Did you hear about my doppelbanger?
Kaden: No? Who was it?
Dave: It was this chick who looked just like my ex but wasn't bat shit crazy.

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