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When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.
"Whoa, is it raining out there?"
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
When at first some diarrhea comes out, but then you drop a big log and it splashes the poop water onto you.
"Dude, you reek"
"Yeah, I know. I went stomping in a mud puddle after lunch"
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