brooklyn bassethound

When you are doing a girl from behind, you grab her ears and bark like a hound.

I gave her the ol' brooklyn bassethound. Unfortunately, it woke up the neighbors and I ripped her earrings out.

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california crabwalk

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

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pete sniff

To sniff someones crotch

I gave her the ol' pete sniff last night and it was pretty funky.

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frozzlie

A hairy bush found on a woman.

That is one nasty frozzlie.

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load hanky

A bundled up tissue held together by semen.

A guy I know fills the trash recepticle with load hanky's.

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