ink poisoning

a disease made up by parents to get their kids to stop drawing on themselves.

mom - billy, you need to stop writing on yourself, you're going to get ink poisoning and die!
billy - yes ma'am! I don't wanna die!

college kid - dude, my roomates totally gave me a sharpie mustache last night.
lame college kid - omg!! you're totally going to get ink poisoning! get away from me!!!

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trirapal

a hit song that involves 3 hot artist. Usually one of these artist is a rapper, and most of the songs have a rap within them.

person #1 - Run This Town by Rihanna, Kayne West, and Jay-Z is a trirapal

person #2 - yo yo yo, im a let you finish, but Knock You Down by Keri Hilson, Ne-yo, and Kayne West is the best trirapal ever

person #1 - thanks biznatch