Adelard

Some guy who probably swears a lot and hates everyone. He also probably got stabbed once. He won't tell you about it.

"Hey, have you seen Adelard lately?"
"No, but I'd also rather not see him around. He kinda sucks."

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Seris

A ripoff of Robin from Fire Emblem. Probably has a knife that she uses to do unspeakable things.

"Hey Seris, how's your knife doing?"
"Don't speak to me or my Lady ever again."
"Jesus fucking Christ, Seris."