bro-nie points

A variation of brownie points for kudos earned among male friends (see also brochacho). Can occur during a brostorming session for something exceptionally brotacular. Brotards need not even try.

I'm usually not much of an NCAA fan, but I got some major bro-nie points this year for randomly picking the winner.

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ROFLOTI

Rolling On the Floor Laughing On The Inside. This is derived from the classic ROFL acronym. It is often used as a defense mechanism to when someone is called out for not actually ROFL'ing after they claim to be.

Dude1: (gives a joke punchline over IM)
Dude2: ROFL!
Dude1: you're not ROFL, I can see you.
Dude2: ROFLOTI
Dude1: Ok, that's better.

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