anti-friend

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.

Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.

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Bill Gaten

Someone who balls out of control in every facet of life

Dude 1: lil wayne is ballin

Dude 2: Nah dude, he is bill gaten

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overlord

One who excels greatly over their peers in any particular task.

Dude #1: Dude i am so good at parallel parking.
Dude # 2: Nah dude, I am the parallel parking overlord.

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