lab nazi

Crazy bitches that kill students for using their computers.

Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!
Me: I'm sorry! I have a report due and I only needed the computer for a second!
Lab Nazi: ...
Me: Heh... ok... good... am I free to go?
Lab Nazi: Waaaaaargh!!!!!!!

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Rolling Ghettos

Affectionate term for Rolling Meadows, Illinois, frequently used by citizens of Elk Grove. Note that the word ghettos is only used because it somewhat rhymes with meadows.

Joe: Hey you guys wanna go over to that party in Rolling Ghettos?
Bob: Sure, but why do you call it Rolling Ghettos?
Joe: ...I don't know

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