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Gary Neville moustache

n. a pisspoor attempt at growing a thin, weak moustache, as popularised by the Manchester United footballer Gary Neville and teenage boys who haven't yet shaved.

A shit moustache.

Bum fluff.

Look at that shit attempt at a moustache. That's a Gary Neville moustache if ever i saw one.

by kreebilicus July 18, 2009

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World of Snorecraft

n. an alternative term for the game World of Warcraft as it is so fucking boring. Used most frequently when watching somebody else play.

also: World of Borecraft

Observer: Can we do something other than watch you play World of Snorecraft?

Player: In a minute, I'll just finish these quests.

Observer: Don't forget to eat.

by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

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taxidermiphobia

An illogical or irrational fear of stuffed animals. Some sufferers may believe the mounted animals will suddenly come alive and try to attack him/her, others may think they could be impaled on horns or lacerated by claws or teeth should the piece fall on them.

Also known as taxidermy phobia.

I can't walk through the taxidermy exhibit of the Natural History Museum without sweating profusely and getting palpitations because of my taxidermiphobia.

by kreebilicus June 1, 2012

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marzipen

An alcohol-based felt-tipped marker pen that smells like marzipan. An example would be the Pentel MARKER MS50.

Despite the headache, nausea, black nose and vomiting I could just not stop sniffing the marzipen. Mmmmmmmmarzipen.

by kreebilicus January 4, 2010


congo-bongo eyed

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

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