dont give a fuck

Willing to get a sexually transmitted disease.

When the girl licked my cock, I concluded that she dont give a fuck.

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Holiday Dump

1. Dumping your significant other just before the holiday season (around Thanksgiving), forcing them to spend the Christmas cold and alone.

2. Similar to the one above, except in this case, just before, during, or just after the holidays, you get your dog who is not a cute puppy anymore, or your cat, who is not a cute little kitten anymore, and you take them on a little drive in the middle of the night, and you dump them off on the side of the road.

1. Dude I can't believe you acted hella nice to your girlfriend's family on Thanksgiving, yet you still proceeded to kick her to the curb. You gave her a real holiday dump.

2. person 1: What are you gonna do with Sparky? He shit on your bed, bit your daughters finger off, and he even barks at strangers.

Person 2: I guess I'm gonna have to give my daughter the bad news, that I took Sparky on a holiday dump.

there were no survivors

When everone dies.

The plane crash in Honolulu killed 357 people, there were no survivors.

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Provided

A word used by hicks, country boys, rednecks, etc.

I saw you missy, foolin around by the masolium. I won't breath a word to the police, provided you become my wife - Tracey Walter

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