When getting an upside down blowjob and your nuts are resting on a womans eyes.
I had her wearing a Spanish Bandana all night long.
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Having anal sex with a dwarf, pulling out and wiping it around her mouth.
That dwarf is begging for a tollhouse treat
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After having sex with a woman with glasses you rub your dick back and forth on her glasses to clean up.
I didnt have a towel to clean up so I gave her a squeeky windshield.
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