crispy

adjective:

The equivalent of ashy, for white people. Unpleasant dry, cracked skin. Derives from Krispy Kreme.

Human 1 "Wow, I haven't moisturized in days. I'm so ashy!"

Human 2 "Wait, you're white. You're crispy."

Human 1 "Oh, ya, that's what I meant."

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