s.s.s.

Acronym for Sudden Shit Syndrome.

Describes the acute onset of the urgent need to shit. In most cases, diarrhea. This is the kind of shit that you simply can't hold it. Your ass cannot relax or there will be a disaster.

person 1: "John, why the HELL are you driving like that? Slow down!"

person 2: (standing up while driving) "I'm about to seriously shit my pants! I gotta get to a bathroom!!!"

person 1: "yep, sounds like you have a serious case of S.S.S. my friend."

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towed jumper

A little piece of poop that remains after taking a shit that won't fall out. Usually alleviated by shaking your ass.

person 1: "Man, what took so long in there?"
person 2: "I had a towed jumper that just wouldn't budge!"

Pull a Bobby Brown

Referring to the incident on Celebrity Fit Club, Season 7, The Art of War episode in which after Bobby Brown yells "Game Day", he shits his pants.
-Pulling a Bobby Brown
-Pulled a Bobby Brown

1)OMG I was a second away from pulling a Bobby Brown!
2)Dude just pulled a Bobby Brown while doing sit ups!
3)c'mon, don't pull a Bobby Brown on me

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