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Tenis

T from tiny, enis from penis. A flaccid penis. Opposite of a boner. A non erect penis. A softy. Not ready for sex. A shamefully small penis. A penis any time its not being used for sex. Unfirm. Floppy. Saggy. limp. droopy. Lack luster. Lifeless. Futile. Uninspiring. Flimsy.

She looked over and saw his tenis. He screamed don't look at my tenis. His swim suit fell off getting out of the pool and I saw his tenis. The bum bent over and through a hole in this pants I saw his tenis.

by krustie August 22, 2021

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Tenis

T from tiny. Enis from penis.

Stop looking at my tenis he schreaked.

by krustie August 22, 2021


Costcoed

When you fall in love with a product and go back to Costco to buy it again but they are out of stock.

Me: I bought these protein bars at Costco. I went back to get more and they were out.

Homie: Fool you just got costcoed!

by krustie September 17, 2021