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When two separate cars, each being driven by a couple having sex, crash into each other head on at the exact moment of ejaculation. The ejaculating males must also be backed up at least 3 weeks or it doesn't count.
"Bro what'd Levi and Kyle get arrested for?"
"They had a Klongot Kumfest bro."
The Jack Daniel Miller is when you pour half a bottle of expired refrigerated Jack Daniels inside a gay man's asshole and proceed to pound him whilst screaming in a high pitch voice "Stay Frosty!" Minecraft music must also play in the background.
"Yo! He looks like shit!"
"Yeah bro I heard that he got Jack Daniel Miller'd!"
"No way bro that's fucked!"