Shit sleigh

Putting a piece of toilet paper in the toilet so the poo can land on it and sleigh down to the water part.

- I'm going to the toilet, Richard.
- Be careful, it is late, do the shit sleigh so you don't wake up your parents.

Domestic call

The situation when a woman uses her phone in order to pleasure herself by inserting the phone into her vagina and then calling it.

- Have you seen Sarah?
- Yes, she is making a domestic call in her room.

Decapitating the german

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

Chicago style bun

The situation in which in order to improve friction during sexual interference the genitalia is covered in poppy seeds.

- Honey, could you make a chicago style bun? I 'm not satisfied enough.