Tacopreme

A surprisingly delectable variation on the classic quesadilla in which creme cheese is substituted for cheddar.

Dude, we should totally work our way into some Tacopremes tonight after the party.

Ketchupate

Given that ketchup is used for a variety of applications other than a condiment, “ketchupate” is the act of applying ketchup to any surface.

I decided to ketchupate my white couch because I wanted a red couch

Or,

I heard that if you ketchupate quartersawn red oak the wood turns blonde after being kiln dried. It has something to do with the acidity of ketchup.

Dildo Scabbard

A sheath for the shaft of a long dildo, typically made of leather or metal.

With a steely gaze, Steph returned her giant toy to its dildo scabbard for safe keeping.

smovie

A selfie movie (as opposed to a selfie photo).

The vacuous teen apparently died while she was taking an awesome smovie on the lip of the Grand Canyon

#darwin award #destiny #pleasebeakardasian

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Feel the Tickle

That moment when you feel an urge to do something you aren't supposed to do.

That kid over there just sassed me and I want to slap his head. I feel the tickle. I can't help it.

Provacillate

A combination of procrastination and vacillation, PROVACILLATE is to postpone a moment of indecisiveness.

I don't mean to provacillate, but I need to wait a while before I waver between these two choices.

cannibus

A peddle-pub for weed except unlike peddle-pubs, a cannibus never moves. The people are too stoned to peddle.

It doesn't matter if the tires are flat on the cannibus. It's not going anywhere.