Random
Source Code

your moms a buffalo

When you are down and out, when you have no jokes left, whip this one out and stuff it in his face. The ultimate comeback.

Crowd: "AWW YEAH! YOU GOT OWNED!!! CHAD OWNED YOU!!! NO COMING BACK FROM THAT!!! AWWW!!!"

Kurt: "Your moms a buffalo."

Crowd: ... (silent.)

Kurt: "I'm out."

by kurticus October 11, 2007

10πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


kollarbear

quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.

kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."

chode: "potassium overdose!"

kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"

by kurticus May 15, 2007

27πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


vibraura

a vibraura is a vibration/aura that ninjas give out to attract the opposite sex. if exposed to the vibraura long enough, say 10 years or so, the opposite sex most likely will like the ninja somewhat.

regular human: "hey man, how did you score such a fine babe?"

ninja: "vibraura, bitch."

by kurticus May 15, 2007

20πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


SARCASTOR

When someone's sarcasm is so thick that they are the king of sarcasm. Save this for only the most sarcastic.

Chads sarcasm was so thick tonight that we nicknamed him SARCASTOR because he would dominate every conversation.

by kurticus April 29, 2007

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


B.S.B.

acronym for "booty stank booty."

used when:

1.) describing anything with a funky smell

2.) or some crusty hoe.

1.) ooh, dont go near tomas he's got straight B.S.B.

2.) yooooo, look at that B.S.B. walkin down the street! stank!

by kurticus November 25, 2006

36πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


aye day

slang for the term "every day" used by urban folk. usually used to describe how often people keep it real, make money and smoke pot.

"yo playa, you on your j.o.b.?"

"no doubt son. aye day, aye day."

by kurticus June 22, 2006

28πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


n.i.n.j.a.

Ninjas In Need, Just Ask Foundation.

The fundraising branch of the Secret Ninja Society. You probably haven't heard of it, it's that secret.

I just got a call from some guy collecting donations for the N.I.N.J.A. Foundation. I totally gave them 3 bucks. Now I get to display a ninja star on my bumper to show everyone I donated!

by kurticus May 21, 2007

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž