Gus

A strictly monogamous male that only gets with Latino women. His mating song is composed of Spanish haikus and his smell is unequivocal: sweat. Gus has nostrils larger than life, and when he sneezes the whole world lurches forward. He is terrified of hairy boogers and loves the stalest memes. Although Gus seems to be all fun and games, he is an extremely sensitive guy, with the heart of a magnanimous giant and the obstinacy of a mommy's boy. Gus is a layered kind of human being, who seems doesn't stop to surprise the world with his good looks, intelligence, and jokes.

me: Hey, this guy tried to flirt with me by lurching an orange at my head.

friend: haha, that guy must be a Gus.

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