jar jar binks

A Star Wars character introduced in Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and one of the more irritating pieces of crap to come out of George Lucas' brain. Strongly resembles the tired ethnic stereotypes of African Americans (either intentionally or accidentally).

"Obi-Wan: Jar-Jar, wheres the space ship?

Jar-Jar: Messuh sorry. Mesuh sold it to buy some space-spliff."

-The Simpsons

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Rupert Murdoch

The "billionare tyrant" media mogul who built a world-wide media empire out of just a few Australian newspapers. Founder and CEO of NewsCorp, the parent company of such broadcasting networks as FOX and Sky. While he has not broken any monopoly laws, he has through skill and cunning managed to bypass them to control huge portions of the media in such countries as India and Australia. Unquestionably right-wing, he has made no secret that his networks are made to "promote his values." It's not like it's a secret, though many would have you believe otherwise.

Also of note: He is the arch-nemisis of the pencil-thin moustache wearin', traitor-banging, moody American media mogul Ted Turner who owns the city of Atlana including the Falcons, the Braves in addition to such cable networks as CNN, TNT, TBS and TMC among others. He once challanged Murdoch to a pay-per-view boxing match which the entire world (myself in particular) would love to see.

I share his birthday too: March 11th.

You started with a mere one dollar and managed to control most of the western world? Bravo, Jimmy. You're a regular Rupert Murdoch.

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Chuck Taylors

One of the greatest forms of footwear ever created. Simple, elegant, sturdy and affordable, the Coverse Chuck Taylor has housed many a foot since their introduction to the world in the 1950s.

A lot of people say that the Chuck Taylor is a sure sign of a poser/goth/sk8er or something without realizing its just a bloody shoe.

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Red Bull

Popular energy drink sporting the small 8oz blue and chrome tartan cans and the catchphrase 'Red Bull gives you wiiiings!'

Derived from the liquid oxygen fuel of NASA booster rockets.

Frank: "Why is there blood all over the walls?"

Will: "Tommy had too many Red Bulls. He kept running around like a maniac smashing himself into this and that before he finally combusted outside."

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Draco Malfoy

Hitler's Hogwarts ally.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.

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outer banks

A series of narrow islands off the coast of the North Carolina mainland. An absolutely beautiful part of the world, especially in summer time. A great place to vacation if you wish to just sit back, relax at the ocean or on the balcony of a house and watch the sunset and the winds come in.

I think I've died and gone to the Outer Banks.

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Bob Ross

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.

"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."

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