skunk drunk

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk

Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk

bro sick

when a dude is kept from his bros too long by girlfriend, work, or location and begins to miss them as one would miss there home after moving or a vacation. when this occurs he will only admit this to a dude if asked. if not asked by a dude he will keep it hidden till he is reunited with his bros and purge the sickness with an bro night

Restaurant

girlfriend: hey babe whats the matter you? you haven't touched your food.

deprived bro:... nothing just thinking

ease dropping bro: man that guy is bro sick