Stream of Death

(noun) the instance in which a pooper is engaging in defecation and begins to urinate, but the stream of urination enters the crevice between the toilet seat and the toilet base, thus causing urine to soak the bathroom floor and back of the pooper's pants

Jake: Brian! What the fuck, man! Why's there piss all over the fucking bathroom floor?!
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.

Stream of Death

(noun) the name of the instance in which one's urine flies through the small gap between the toilet seat and the toilet bowl while sitting and pissing, often while going no hands

Jack: Dude, why's there piss all over the floor?!
Ryan: Sorry, man. That's my bad. I got the Stream of Death while I was scrolling through tinder on the seat.
Jack: No worries, bro. The dog will lick it up.

sushi coochie

(noun) a vagina, or coochie, that possesses an odor resemblant to that of raw fish, making it smell like sushi

Brad: "Yo, Jack, how was eating out Brianna last night?
Jack: "Not too good, man, she had some real bad sushi coochie."
Brad: "Damn, I was wondering why your breath smelled like fish."
Jack: "She gave some mean top, though."