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Very long and hairy legs with unclipped disgusting toenails belonging to a female
"That new girl Jennifer has got some disgusting jungle legs!"
Like wafflestomping but instead of shit, its an aborted fetus.
When an aborted fetus falls out in the shower and the mother stomps it through the drain.
Jordan: I thought your girl was pregnant?
Jake: Not anymore, she went rascalstomping last night.
The perfect blowjob. Not to be confused with the golden ratio
âIâm really happy because my girlfriend gave me the golden fellatio last nightâ
A perfect blowjob
Not to be confused with the golden ratio
John: I though you were dumping that bitch?
Chris: Nah, last night I found out she has the Golden Fellatio!
After having sexual intercourse with a woman, when the man forgets to pull out and accidently ejaculates inside the woman and the woman becomes very upset, the man will say to the woman, "Dont worry, for I am the Highlander". Since the highlander can't get women pregnant this is a good way to shut the said woman up. If the woman is unconvinced the man can then grab a fork and shove it in a electrical socket and while being electrocuted he can scream 'THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"
Hey man, I forgot to pullout of my girlfriend last night but it's alright 'cuz I used "The Highlander" trick.
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Someone who think defending homosexuals is the hip and cool thing to do even though it's really not.
Mike: Hey, do you still hang out with Josh?
Chris: Nah, I found out he was a total homohugger.
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An erect penis
"Last night I totally slayed Lorenzo's girlfriend with with fleshsaber"