Thacker syndrome

succeeding without actually trying

"Hey Mike, how is Julian Wellsworth VI in the a capella group, president of his frat, president of the student body, vice president of the honors society, the star runningback, and the winner of the Pulitzer Prize this year, while still being an asshole and a giant douche?"

"I don't know. I guess he has Thacker syndrome."

HFLS

a lesbian who just had sex for the first time

She is a HFLS

14👍 10👎

afghan kabob

Some of the best god damn meat ever made, usually in a skewer grilled over open fire marinated in special ingredients...

These Afghan kabobs are so fuckin good im bout to bust a nut

92👍 10👎

boondoggers

Really large breasts on a not so large woman. Word originated from the South

Look at the boondoggers on her!

8👍 5👎

dildo

a fake penis

She shoved a dildo up her poop chute.

35👍 36👎

AFG PRIDE

Limitless pride and honor found in Afghans, making them the most bad-ass people in the whole motherfucking world

You don't wanna mess with his AFG PRIDE

103👍 91👎