glazing the living room

verb

1. to apply a finishing coat of paint to your living room
2. when people are having sex, usually at an unexpected time, used as a cover up for naughtiness or in a public place

1. You probably want to glaze your living room once you've painted it.
2a. Neighbour- "Hey, can I borrow a cup of sugar?"
Man- "Oh sure, sorry we didn't come to the door sooner..."
Woman- "Yeah, we were just glazing the living room"
2b. Friend- "So, I called you at work and you didn't pick up"
Woman- "Oh, I stayed home to glaze the living room with my husband"
Friend- "Ooooh..."

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