seagulling

The act of spunking on your hand and flick/throw it at someone.

dude the wife wouldn't suck me off last night,
so i gave her a good seagulling.

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Cooncil

Scottish slang for "council coke"

cocaine that is cheap and nasty

Mate I'm skint this weekend, it looks like I'm on the cooncil.

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