secret hitler

A sexual act where two individuals begin to have intercourse. When one party is least expecting it, the second party traces the Star of David on the first party and promptly farts in their face. Thus ‘gassing’ them.

“Things were really heating up between us! But the next thing I know she’s tracing the Star of David on my chest and farting in my face. It was then I knew she was a secret Hitler...”

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Ignorant Dick

A person who think's they have friends but really don't because they're ass holes to everyone. Usually tall and goofy as fuck.Think they're the best at everything even if they aren't and in many cases are gay. Never getting laid.

Frankie: Dude look at my pecs, look at my gaming skills, look at my life...it's all perfect.
Austin: Haha...yea.
*turns to Brendan*
Austin: Dude Frankie is such an ignorant dick.
Brnadan: Oh I know he defines the word. What a fag.

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