strider

When you're running to the bathroom and don't make it on time. Then you get strider all over your legs.

Oh shit. I've got strider on my legs.

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Smitty Werbenjeggermanjensen

The guy from Spongebob.

He was #1!

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Jessica Simpson

Hot as hell but dumb as fuck!

The two extremes.

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Winnie the Foo

What they call Winnie the Pooh in the ghetto.

I'ma pull out my nine and bust a cap in Winnie the Foo's ass!

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sellout

Changing your style of music to earn more money.

But then again, there are also idiots label bands as sellouts when they become popular because they are good (i.e KoRn, System of a Down). Just because they become recocnized for their talent, DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARE SELLOUTS!!

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quin shlizz

hey brotha, your balls are moldy , remove them rusty staples

yo man quin shlizz and you owe me 69 pennies

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bullshit

"Give peace a chance."

An excellent example of bullshit.

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