Ridge Hangover

The worst kind of hangover.

Nothing beats a Ridge Hangover.

When things that would usually be very important to you are taken away, you don't even care when suffering from a Ridge Hangover.

Nothing matters.

You're a special case.

You feel so hungover you cannot fathom the thought of movement e.g. your mobile phone is 200m away yet you spend over 24 hours trying to collect it.

e.g. Your cab driver reveals too much about the Ridge Hangover

e.g. You consider whether death is a better option

Googly nips

Term used to describe a female's nipples when they are visible through her top and are clearly unevenly distributed in her bra, one being higher or lower than the other, thus resembling googly eyes.

Hey sis, best adjust your boobs, you've got googly nips!